Sunday, October 15, 2006

The Greenwood-Miller Wedding

This weekend, I had the privilege of being a bridesmaid in Robin's wedding in Norman, OK. Here are some highlights:

For all you Project Runway fans out there, you will recognize Kayne in this picture. Kayne's business is in Norman, and he designed our bridemaid dresses (which you'll see in the pictures to follow).


This picture is a bit tangential from the wedding, but this is Sally, Heather's dog. Sally's tongue is too long to fit in her mouth so it constantly hangs out like this. Hands down, one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


Here's Kayne's dress...and me & Robin before the wedding.


For the 3rd time in a month, I've gotten to reunite with my West Africa friends. Here are Bill & Shirley Nolte, who served as the guesthouse coordinators on my team in Mali. (Yes, I borrowed a tux coat to stay warm in the below-strapless-dress weather we had.)


This is what the ladies do before the wedding!


I love this part...so classy!


Saying goodbye to Mr. & Mrs. Joel Miller...and when I say goodbye, I mean goodbye. Joel has a job out in California, so Robin is no longer a 2 hour drive away. :(


And for those who are curious about the bouquet toss, my least favorite part of the entire wedding process where it is tradition to make the single women feel very single and provoke a catfight, I will tell you that NONE of the women went for the bouquet. It landed squarely at my feet, so the consensus was that I "caught" the bouquet. I disagree. The photographer took a picture of the ladies' feet with the bouquet on the ground.

And finally, I could not have a post from Oklahoma without mocking the state in some way. Soooooo...what message is this combo automotive/liquor store in Chickasha, Oklahoma trying to convey? Drink & Drive?

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Lately, I have been told that I am...

These aren't all exactly positive, but I thought it was interesting to mull over the impression I've left with various people lately:

fantastic
lovely
hilarious
too much (whatever that means)
punctual
a great friend
emotional
too romantic
a little wierd
talented
smart
quick (as in quick-witted...not so much with the running skills)
tall
not too tall (same person as "tall"...they were backpedaling)
a great conversationalist (I prefer the term "conversational wizard"; however, that wasn't the term used)
too organized
open
realistic
a little unrealistic
soft-hearted

So, what do you say?

I also found this pic of me and Aama from last Thanksgiving...it's my favorite pic of us ever. I love this woman.

Sunday, October 08, 2006

the last couple of weeks...


West Africa Reunion--Tim & Kate visited DFW before going back to Senegal, so the Whipples (our neighbors in Senegal) and Jenn (another journeyman in Senegal) all had a reunion. Here we are...back row: Tim, Kate, Karley (littlest Whipple), Jenn, Denise; front row: Me, Dakotah (middle Whipple) & Noah (oldest Whipple); Not pictured: Seth, who is taking the picture


Me & Kate--3 years & 18 days after I left Africa, Kate and I were reunited. We were roommates and teammates in Senegal, working on the media team. Kate is about to go back to Senegal with her husband, Tim, to do discipleship ministry with Lebou believers.

The Dallas Mavericks, the 2006 NBA Western Division Champs, had their Pre-season Spring Training here at UNT last week. To thank the school, the Mavs had a scrimmage on Friday that was free for all current UNT faculty, staff, and students. Here are some pics:




Harris and one of the rookies, whose real name is JJ but he's from Puerto Rico so we started calling him "Rico"...when I say "we," I mean me & my friend, Jordan...10 minutes later, the other side of the crowd started cheering for Rico. So when he is called Rico next season, keep in mind that Jordan & I started that.


Diop, the Senegalese Maverick, taking a shot (really annoying--they pronounce it so it rhymes with "shop" when the correct Wolof should be pronounced to rhyme with "rope)


Dampier (25) & Terry (31)--Honestly, I have a crush on Jason Terry :)


Towards the end of the scrimmage, Terry tried to get the crowd going by running around with his shoe off, acting like he would throw it into the crowd. Obviously, this caused mayhem. At the end, Terry and Nowitski actually did throw their shoes into the crowd. I didn't get one. :(

I had a special treat today. :) Tiffany was a fellow journeyman in West Africa. She lived in a hut in Burkina Faso for 2 years, ministering to the Marense people. Tiff is one awesome girl. She's living in Mississippi now, but was in Dallas for a conference. I love living here--I'm seeing old friends I wouldn't have seen if I was still in Corpus. :)

Tiffany & Me

Saturday, September 23, 2006

disappointment, hope and worship

I was disappointed this week. The cure for disappointment is hope in the eternal Father, Son and Spirit, for "hope does not disappoint because the love of God has been poured out within our hearts through the Holy Spirit who was given to us." Hope is manifested in worship.

"Now may the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you will abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit." -- Romans 15:13

Hope is manifested in worship.

Worship in song. Finding new harmonies. Praise.

Worship in nature. The sun breaking through a cloud formation.

Worship in written expression. Telling a story. Telling His story.

Worship in community. Authentic sharing of life.

Worship in missional living. Sharing Him with a co-worker.

Worship in service. Showing nursery babies love.

Worship in Scripture meditation. Allowing Truth to abide in me.

Worship in prayer. Coming near to the throne of grace.

My hope in Him has been manifested in these offerings of worship this week.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Another list...but some pictures too :)

Due to the fact that I have no appointments today (are you kidding me? What is THAT about?), I decided to post about the non-stop weekend I just had. Also, at the request of someone (who will remain nameless) who likes my lists (or just likes mocking them), I will process the weekend in traditional Pegs form. I wasn't so swift at coming up with a list on the fly, so hopefully the time processed will produce a quality list. :) So, here's the latest list...as usual, in no particular order:

10. The waiter who thought he could sing but in fact could NOT...and the blessed birthday girl who also thought he could sing so she had him sing to her TWICE
9. Seeing one of my fellow bridesmaids in "Oliver" at the Sooner Community Theatre--Heather was excellent!
8. Being treated to dinner at someone's favorite restaurant--there's nothing that makes you feel special like being taken to a favorite (and Avocado Enchiladas-yum!)
7. Embarrassing the mess out of Robin at her "personal shower" :) Really, though, let's call a spade a spade-it was a lingerie shower
6. Feeling incredibly loved-I think I had about 20 voicemails on my phone over 2 days, and used about 1000 minutes--thank goodness for unlimited weekends!
5. Meeting people I've heard about for 5 years--Jenny & Jacob totally surpassed all expectations
4. Going to IHOP in the middle of the night--really, is there anything better?
3. Seeing (and definitely hearing) a girl run smack into a glass door at a really nice hotel--classic
2. Gas for $2.03--the best thing I've found in Oklahoma to date!
1. Living life--taking chances, meeting new people, and accepting God's blessings as they come!


The Bridesmaids (sans Rachel): Me, Heather, Robin (the bride) and Jenny (the MOH)


Congrats to Robin & Joel (excuse the glare, the front door was open)


Me & Robin


Jenny & Robin at the "personal shower"--Let the humiliation begin! :)

Friday, September 08, 2006

What I Love about North Texas...3 months later

Back on June 2nd, I wrote a top ten about what I love about Denton. I had lived here for about 2 weeks. Now that it's been about 3.5 months, I would like to slightly revise my list...I expanded it from Denton to North Texas, and you'll see why. In no particular order, except it came to my head:

10. The Village Church--I found a place to belong!
9. My home group from the church--lovely ladies
8. La Madeleine (still makes the list, best restaurant)
7. Location, location, location (All my bridesmaidly duties for Robin's wedding in Oklahoma are within a 2 hour drive instead of a 3 hour flight! Also a weekend trip to Austin to see Josh & Amy is totally do-able.)
6. The Greenhouse Restaurant (ah...love those sweet potato fries)
5. The Square (see my post from late July called A Little Piece of Home)
4. My office--has been painted and new artwork hung...I LOVE how it turned out. We call it "The Mocha Coffee Shop" b/c of the colors and the atmosphere I created (pics are forthcoming)
3. Recycled Books--wonderful old bookstore on the Square
2. The feeling of being far from home...but not really :)
1. It's exactly where I'm supposed to be.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Stolen laundry and Victoria's Secret

Two weekends ago (I'm running behind), I spent a lovely Saturday evening on a date with a fabulous man...just kidding. I spent the evening doing 2 very full loads of laundry. When I went to get them out of the dryer at the exact time they should have been finished, I found the dryers empty! Someone stole my laundry! (But kindly left my empty laundry basket.) Are you KIDDING me? First of all...gross. Second of all...I'm not one to talk, doing laundry on a Saturday night, but really...get a life.

My theory is as follows...when I had gone to change the loads from the washers to the dryers, there were these 2 little boys in there--about 8 & 10--just the right age to think stealing someone's laundry would be hilarious. Hmph. My theory is that those two kids stole it. For what reason, other than pure entertainment, I do not know.

Well, without getting TMI on you, I'll just say that pretty much every pair of undies I own was in one of those loads. Thus, a trip to Victoria's Secret was necessary the next day.

Those of you who know me well know that Vic's is not my favorite place, usually because you can find very uncomfortable men hanging out along the walls trying to be inconspicuous while their wives/girlfriends/sisters search the store. Have you ever noticed they usually put a "man's store" next to Vic's? For example, in Denton, Radioshack is within visual distance. My other theory from this weekend is that if the man isn't in the store specifically to buy something for that wonderful woman in his life, he needs to go to Radioshack.

Because, searching the piles of undies for my size and style whilst a man is standing against the wall two feet away (or maybe one foot) was the most awkward thing I've done in awhile. I almost asked the man, "Are you sure you don't need something from Radioshack?"

In fact, it only fueled my fire to be more ticked off that my laundry was stolen in the first place.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Keep Austin Wierd

I learned this ATX phrase when I visited the capital of Texas last weekend. Josh & Amy just moved there to start Josh's MBA program at UT. My prior experience with Austin involved getting there late evening, staying at a friend's house, and leaving early morning for Dallas. Due to this, my experience with Austin was limited to I35's INSANE traffic jams, causing great distaste, dislike, and disdain for all things Austin. However, contrary to my opinion, Austin proved to be a unique, fun and crazy place that I actually really enjoyed. So, my opinion has been revised and my new advice is to visit Austin if at all possible. :) Here are some highlights:


If you go to the Hula Hut and decide to order the "Tubular Taco" you might consider sharing it with someone


I found this hottie at the Hula Hut, a must-do restaurant in Austin


Out of the goodness of my heart, I decided to share Mr. Statue with Ames (shh...don't tell Josh)


Pegs & Ames at UT


Friends from high school who also happen to live in Austin


Pegs & Brooklyn, Tara's daughter


The Capitol Building


Ames & Pegs get their pose on before salsa dancing

Thursday, August 17, 2006

A little piece of home...

Christine came to visit this week! We had a great time catching up, and I got to show her around Denton a bit. Here are some highlights:


Christine & Wilbert are reunited after months apart...this is Wilbert's favorite napping position. Seriously, he'll just stay like that. He's a wierd dog. Upon closer inspection, he looks bat-like...but I can't get Blogger to upload that photo so you'll have to use your imagination.


If you come to Denton, I'll take you to "The Square." It's downtown and sooooo cute, with fun little eateries and quaint shops. They turn on twinkle lights at night and it's beautiful. So, after eating dinner at The Greenhouse (my favorite restaurant in Denton...again, if you visit, I'll take you and even treat--so you should come visit), Christine & I played on the Square.


First stop on the square--Jammin' Jeans. This place sells name brands for REALLY cheap. This Guess skirt was $10. I will be going back. Note the price tag on the skirt...after thinking about stealing it, I decided I could afford the $10 so I bagged my jeans (you know, since it's 106 degrees outside) and wore it out. I love wearing new clothes out of the store.


We found this great used bookstore. They buy and sell old books, cds, videos, record albums, dvds, whatever. I have no idea what the name of it is, because it was located in a purple building that said Opry House on the outside. Fabulous.


Christine & I paint the town...and I need to learn new slang


Beth Marie's, the best ice cream in Denton

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Aama

Before I go further, let me say that I will post grad pics soon! My internet at home has been down, so I haven't had a chance...but I will soon!

I've called my grandmother "Aama" since somewhere around high school. I've never heard the word used anywhere else...until Saturday. I was browsing the Cultural Studies section at Barnes & Noble (where else would I be my first Saturday sans grad school?) and came upon a title, "Aama in America." Of course, I had to pull it off the shelf. As it turns out, "Aama" means mother in Nepali.

I LOVE the fact that I discovered this. For 14 years, my grandmother has been my mother. When my own mother became too sick to be mother, my grandmother assumed the role quietly and perfectly.

My mother is the reason I'm alive. For obvious reasons and for not so obvious reasons. Most people don't know it, but she wasn't supposed to be able to have children because of her kidney issues. So when she became pregnant, everyone except her and my grandmother thought she should have an abortion. She refused, and here I am. My mother supported me without fail and was my biggest fan and biggest warrior. She gave everything she had and wanted to give more.

She died nearly 9 years ago now. It seems so unnatural. I can't remember her voice or her smell, and often actually have to look at pictures to try to REALLY remember what she looked like. She became sick 14 years ago, when I was 14 years old. Most of the time it's okay that she's gone. I know she was in a lot of pain, mentally, emotionally and physically. She needed to go. But I have endured high school, college and young adult life now...virtually alone. Times when a mother is the only person who can comfort or fill the void or make it all better. Times when she would have said I was beautiful, when clearly, I was not. And there will be more times when she "should" be here. Times like graduating with a Masters degree. Times like if/when I get engaged and need to plan a wedding or pick out a wedding dress. Times when I'm pregnant and have kids and have no idea what to do with them or myself. Times when my grandmother passes away and she should take care of everything. Those days will come. And I will face them without a mother. Thank God that He is a mother. I know we always talk about God as Father, but I believe He is mother to me as well.

The days it is hardest are the days that "Mom should be here". I just had one of those days last Friday. Even though she wasn't able to make the trip, Aama called me incessantly until she got to find out how everything went. Aama fights for me. She prays for me. She mothers me.

Saturday, July 29, 2006

My Lopsided Man-Magnet

Recently, I came to realize that Wilbert's head is slightly lopsided. One of his floppy ears starts further on top of his head than the other (the right one, for the curious). Also, his nose goes off to the right. Doesn't matter, he's still dang cute.

So cute, that my little bug (that's what I call him, for those who haven't had the pleasure of hearing it first-hand...I say it in my "widdle biddy puppy" voice too) has been the source of not one, not two, but THREE conversations with some very nice-looking men in the apartment complex. While we did have one more brief run-in with Mr. Boxer-Briefs (no pun intended), Wilbert's usefulness greatly improved over the course of last week as these guys kept coming up to me, reminscing over wienie dogs from their past and introducing themselves.

I found out yesterday that Denton just opened a dog park. Well, I bet you know where I'm going to be headed regularly with Wilbert. For his benefit of exercise, mind you. It's all about Wilbert. Not about the likelihood of meeting fellow dog lovers who happen to be good-looking single men. Nope. It's all about Wilbert.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

prayer for India

Just a note that I have added a link to the right to a prayer blog for my friends' ministry in India. They have asked for security reasons not to connect them to the site, but the site is updated daily with prayer requests for their ministry.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

A whole 'nother level of "Oh no, you just didn't."

I just got back from walking Wilbert...seriously, did I have a boring life before having a dog to walk? I don't recall it being boring, but all my adventures seem to be stemming from dog walks lately.

This time, we were walking and oh.my.word.

We walked past the laundry room and this man comes out. I'm guessing he was late 40s-early 50s. And he walked out...in his boxer-briefs.

That's it.

He smiled at me (EWWWWW) and then walked away. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Seriously.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Soaked to the gills...

So, every morning (weekdays, at least) this is the routine. My alarm goes off at 6:30 a.m. and I'm usually woken out of a vivid dream. For some reason, I have clear dreams that I almost always remember...but I digress.

When I finally am able to realize it's the alarm and time to get up, I turn it off and slowly crawl out of bed. The first 5 minutes of waking up is, I'm convinced, more painful than even childbirth. I'll probably have a different opinion on that later in life...but again, I digress.

I put on my glasses, so I have a clue what's going on, and then Wilbert and I go for his morning walk. I've discovered that if I don't take him immediately, he will let me know that was a major mistake and I end up being side-tracked from my routine for the next 15 minutes...look what I did, I digressed again.

This morning, everything was going according to the plan. We were out on our walk, and of course, neither of us is functioning very well just yet (it takes me a good hour). As we walked, I heard a hissing sound...but my brain and my body just couldn't get it together, and the hissing sound became the lawn sprinklers going up all over the complex. There was NOWHERE dry to go!

So Wilbert starts getting really agitated and takes off, dragging me around the complex. Finally, the sprinklers shut off and we walked back to the apartment. I am so glad I didn't take the time to Chi my hair last night, or I'd be really ticked off. As it is, I have nice, curly hair for work and Wilbert was blown dry so he wouldn't be cold.

May your Hump Day go just as swimmingly.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Highlights from the weekend


Wilbert checking things out on the drive


Trees at Holly Lake Ranch in East Texas


Nathan & me--Ben & Kara's (friends from high school) newborn


Fireworks with the Bells--me & Caryn


Ardin & I enjoy cupcakes at the fireworks


Can you tell the canoe is landed on a dock?

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Chrissy & The Bean Counter

One of my Corpus friends, Chrissy, is an incredible singer/songwriter. She's traveling around Texas getting her music out and she is always very well-received when she plays. Her lyrics are just amazing. See the "Chrissy's Music" link to the right if you'd like to hear samples or see her upcoming dates.
Last weekend, I went to Abilene, TX, with Chrissy where she sang at a coffee shop called "The Bean Counter." Good times!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

You know you're traveling in Oklahoma when...

I just spent approximately 11 hours driving in Oklahoma this past weekend. Just as when I traveled in Texas, Oklahoma had its own distinct brand of traveling tales so you knew exactly where you were.

1. You pay $3.50 to drive on the interstate...not a turnpike, the plain old interstate. (No, we had no cash...we had debit cards. Refer to my "Where's your debit card, lady?" post from earlier in June.)Who has tolls on interstates?
2. You drive and drive for hours according to the Yahoo directions. Then, you think you might have made a wrong turn so you stop at Dairy Queen and ask a shady looking guy in cutoffs what his thoughts are on your situation. After looking you up & down, and finding out your final destination, he says, "Why the hell are you going this way?" Thank you, sir, for your help.
3. You tune in only country...unlike Texas, you don't even have the option of Tejano. It's just country.
4. People are mean. Customer service is non-existent. What's with these Okies?
5. Everyone stares at you for using a cell phone. Seriously, same Dairy Queen as the directions guy...have they never seen one?
6. You ask for the next big town and they tell you "Okmulgee." Is that Oklahoma-nese or what? Turns out Okmulgee WAS big...it had Dairy Queen AND Taco Bell. Score.

Episode Two: 1992--The One with the Quiz

If you are just now joining us and need to read Episode One or if you just need a re-cap, see post on June 12th.

My mother and I lived in a small Texas town during my eighth grade year. Not one to be overly gregarious, I found two best friends and rarely spoke to anyone else, especially anyone of the male species. However, I admiringly looked at a certain boy throughout that year, again in history class. He was another blond with just the right blend of skinny and smart, not overly popular, but friendly enough.

For some reason, from the ripe age of thirteen, I was only interested in the opposite sex in a very permanent way. I imagined a serious relationship with all the romantic moments I could conjure up, including the perfect proposal. The wedding would come shortly after, and I wasted no time scrawling “Peggy (Insert boy’s last name here)” all over any hard surface I could find.

However, my imagination would never take the risk of speaking out loud and the boy in question never knew of our wedding. For all I know, he never even knew of me, except that I was the new girl who didn’t know what county she lived in on the first day of school. We had moved the night before school started, and on the first day my teacher gave a quiz that she thought to be a guaranteed perfect score to start us off on the right foot.

Lesson: Know what county you live in.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Serpent and Squirrel Revisited

Updates on the serpent and squirrels

Episode 2: Is it a serpent or a tadpole?
I drove down Brinker yesterday past where the snake was...it was STILL there! Nobody has moved that poor fool off the baking sidewalk. The snake is now shriveled to the size of a long tadpole.

Episode 2: The Return of Squirrelly
I had lunch out on the bench again yesterday. (Yesterday was eventful.) Again, minding my own business, 4 squirrels ran past me so fast smoke was coming out behind them. Then one stopped (I wonder if it was the Prostrate Squirrel again) and didn't flatten out...this time, he sat up real cute-like about 6 inches from my feet, and he LUNGED at me in an NBA-style fake. I screamed and jumped onto the (swinging) bench. I managed to not fall off, and the screaming scared off Scary Squirrel.
Then he decided to get his revenge. He and his friends jumped into the tree that hangs over the bench. They chased each other all over it, and had a great time. I went back to reading my book...when branches and leaves started pummeling down on my head. I'm beginning to wonder if UNT built this swinging bench on top of a Sacred Squirrel Burial Ground and the squirrels are pissed.

Oh, now it's on...stay tuned for Episode 3: Pegs Strikes Back.
Has anyone else noticed that my life has been reduced to non-humans? Wilbert, snakes, and squirrels. Oh, what a life.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Eureka!

Call me a genius after you hear (read) this one.

The handle on my car door decided to stop working on Sunday. So, since then, I have been crawling out the passenger side of the car amidst students watching in the morning as they walk to class past my rear end stuck high in the air, maneuvering over the gear shift.

This morning, I finally took it to the car place so they could fix it. That's when I was hit by a stroke of genius. I didn't have to crawl over the car...I could roll down the window and open the door from the outside, and step out of my driver's side with all of my dignity in tact.

Eureka.

Monday, June 19, 2006

why they call it squirrelly

We're going to skip right over the conundrum/quandry that the Dallas Mavs have found themselves in by losing 3 in a row to the Heat...

I discovered today why they call it squirrelly. After my lunch today, I realize the term derived from someone who experienced "The UNT Squirrel Community."

I was pleasantly eating my lunch and reading a book on a swing on the UNT campus. I had noticed the squirrels on campus before. If you've been to the Grand Canyon, you know the squirrels are freakishly friendly. They come right up and will eat out of your hand or let you pet them. Bizarre. The UNT Squirrels are the same way.

You know how you can feel someone staring at you without looking up? Well, I had the eerie sense that someone was watching me eat my lunch. So, I looked up. There were approximately 10 squirrels within 5 feet of where I was sitting. Most of them were staring at me, and then one flattened himself out on the sidewalk with all 4 arms/legs extended.

The words that came to mind were odd, off-base, and CREEPY. And there you have it, the origin of the word "squirrelly."

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Pegs vs. The Serpent

So I decided to go running the other day. I hadn't gone since leaving Corpus and it was starting to make me crazy. So off I went, down Colorado Blvd where I live and then to follow the sidewalk, I took Brinker Road. Brinker is kind of half-developed, with a new apartment complex on one side and the Sally Beauty Supply headquarters on the other, with nothing else but long grass.

As I ran, I noticed a snakeskin on the side of the road. It was a big snakeskin, and I was pretty sure that if a snakeskin was there, that meant a snake must have been there, and probably not too long before.

So I'm running again a couple of days later, and in front of me a little ways on Brinker, I see this thing in the middle of the sidewalk. It was dark and looked snake-like. Now, God had protected me for 2 years in West Africa. I was the only one on a team of 13 to not see a snake, because God knows I just cannot do snakes at all.

I wasn't taking any chances that it was in fact a snake, and being that I was running, I had no choice but to yell, "Oh HELL no!" and turn around and run as fast as possible back towards my house. I kept checking behind me to see if the snake was chasing me. It wasn't. Thank God.

A day or two later, I decided to see if it was still there...so I drove by, and there it was. A nice, nasty, huge snake. The summers in Texas are hot enough to cook eggs on the sidewalk, and it's been up over 100 for the past couple of weeks. This snake was baked INTO the sidewalk. Disgusting.

There will be no more running for Pegs. I will be joining a gym. Immediately.

Monday, June 12, 2006

The Broken Road-Unabridged

For all those who responded to my June 4th post about the Broken Road Lessons Learned (I've had some very interesting conversations since then), here's the unabridged version for your reading pleasure. I'll be posting one episode at a time every few days or so (to allow for deep reflection).

Ladies, please be encouraged that if you've struggled with those elusive creatures we call men, you're not alone. Guys, if you have ever wondered, "How did she come up with that from what I said/did/didn't say/didn't do?" here is some insight into those elusive creatures you call women.

Disclaimer: The names & places have been removed to protect the innocent (and the guilty). These episodes are in no way intended to offend or hurt anyone, and the author fully realizes the story is told from her own unique (and biased) perspective.

EPISODE ONE: 1991—The One with the Quarterback

It all began in my seventh grade history class where I developed a crush on a blond boy who sat exactly opposite from me. He was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen. I dreamed about, well, talking to him. Finally, the day came. I was busy with the usual, sneaking glances at him during the completely boring lecture, when to my surprise, he caught me looking! I was mortified, until I realized that he was, in fact, trying to get my attention. He held up a piece of paper that said,” WILL,” in big capital letters. Perplexed, I stared and then he held up another that said, “YOU.” One word at a time, he asked if I would eat lunch with him after our class was over. Terrified, of what I don’t know, I shook my head and never looked at him again.

He moved away during that year, and I doubted I’d ever see him again. However, five years later, he reappeared during my senior year of high school, returning with a vengeance as the star quarterback of our football team. Of course, he dated a high-profile drill team member, who coincidentally had been my best friend in kindergarten. I reviewed the scenario, and decided I had jinxed myself for all eternity from successful relationships.

Lesson: Never say no to a date with your dream boy.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Wilbert, the Male Model





I mean, seriously, how cuuuuute is he??

Friday, June 09, 2006

Did you see those Mavs??

Yahoo! The Dallas Mavericks took Game 1 of the NBA Finals! Although the first period sucked, they picked it up the rest of the game. Many thanks to Shaq for dropping 8 of his 9 free throws and to Jason Terry for scoring 32 points!

Did y'all notice the Senegalese guy playing for the Mavs...Go Diop!

Watch Game 2 on Sunday!!

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Where's your debit card, lady?

I went to the grocery today...first of all, I miss HEB.
Second of all, I was standing in the so-called "Express Line" at Kroger. The woman in front of me toooookkkkkk thiiiiiisssss looooooonnnnngggg toooooooo do everything.

A)She didn't have a debit card; she was writing a check--who does that anymore? Get a debit card.
2)She wrooooooootttteeee heeeeeerrrrr cheeeeeecccckkkkk lllliiiiiikkkeeee thiiiis. If you can't write (fast), get a debit card.
D)Because she wrote a check, she needed to verify with an ID. She toooookkkkk sooooooo loooonnnngggg to pullllllll ouuuuuuttttt heeeerrrrr ID. Get a debit card.

For the love.

Before all that happened, I had my first freshman orientation experience at work. It was splendid. I actually was able to HELP. I had PURPOSE. I chatted with these poor freshmen.

"What's a credit hour?"
"What's a degree plan?"
"How can I take this? It starts at 8:00."
"If I take this, do I have to take this?"
"Does this count as a Social Science?"
"But I don't want any classes on Friday."
"Crap, can I have another registration sheet? I wrote my first name where I was supposed to write my last name."
"What's my ID number?"

I was called "Ma'am" approximately 80 times today. Oh-my-gosh. I am a Ma'am.

The best part of everyday right now is coming home and setting Wilbert free from his crate. He runs around the apartment so fast and then eventually hits a wall (literally). I laugh everytime. Then he gets really pumped when I pull out his nasty smelling Pedigree. After wolfing it down (as if I don't feed him twice a day), he goes directly to the door and waits for me to collar him and take him out. Then he RUNS like a maniac around the apartment complex. Each walk, at least once, I am asked, "Oh, what is that?" THAT is a dachsund/chihuahua, folks, and he's not a "that"--he's a "him".

Last piece of news...tomorrow, I will begin my first act of Dallas Citizen Patriotism by watching the Dallas Mavericks kick Miami Heat's tail. You should too.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

God bless the broken road to...

Well, I don't know exactly where the broken road is leading yet, but God does. This is going to be a post unlike most others. I actually plan to reveal something more than surface level happenings.

I just spent a bit of time rehashing some past experiences (read: heartaches) I've had with the opposite sex. It wasn't easy, but I'm glad I did it. It was good to look back and see what I've learned from all those experiences. Without making you read the entire re-hash, here is what I learned (in no particular order):

1. I will never understand males.
2. I am not supposed to understand them.
3. I have to watch out for the girls too, not just the guys. However, guy or girl, forgiveness is essential.
4. I am a girl. I want to be pursued, not the pursuer.
5. I have to be confident in my identity in Christ, as His bride. No other relationship is eternal.
6. It’s okay to be sad. It’s okay to eat cookie dough ice cream when I’m sad. Try not to watch Bridget Jones if it’s not a complete disaster.
7. I cannot trust my heart. What do you know, the Bible is right.
8. I need to depend on what God’s Word says about me to maintain a realistic perspective on things.
9. Men are good. They do not intentionally reach into your chest, pull out your heart and stomp on it. I learned this because once, I was the one to reach in and stomp on someone else’s heart. I didn’t mean to, but it did happen.
10. Always keep a couple of girl friends who have had successful relationships around so you can bounce things off them for code-cracking and interpretation purposes. Also, keep nearby friends who are truly for you and will love you no matter how many times these heartbreaking episodes happen.

Friday, June 02, 2006

What I Love about Denton

10. Chipotle
9. La Madeleine
8. Super Target
7. Lunch hour
6. My department--so relaxed!
5. My apartment--fabulous location
4. No wind! I can actually open my car door now.
3. My office...if I don't want to see you, ha! I now have a door to close!
2. Art, art...everywhere art
1. It's NEW!

While I love all these things about my new place, I admit my social life needs a serious jumpstart! I'm visiting churches to hopefully improve the situation and will keep y'all posted. Are there other suggestions out there for how I can meet people (that are legal)?

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Just so you know

I am still here. Well, not here as in Corpus, but here as in existing.

The move to Denton went just swimmingly. Christine McNichols is my hero. After working a graveyard shift, she drove the Uhaul (I did volunteer) 8 hours north to Denton with a smile. When we arrived, she (along with Paul Bell & Ashley Nichols, M.D.) and I unloaded the whole freaking Uhaul so we could return the truck in the morning. Whew.

There was a bit of a scare with the apartment I'd rented. I had to do everything online b/c I had no time to get to Denton b/t accepting the job and moving. There was a slight mix-up on the address, and for several moments, I had the eerie suspicion that the apartment's website was a hoax and at 10:30 p.m. after a L-O-N-G day, I had no place to live. Fortunately, we figured out our mistake and the apartment was found (thanks, Paul Bell!).

2 weeks in North Texas now and I'm quite happy. Wilbert is adjusting nicely (although there was an ER visit at 4 a.m. one morning when he puked his body weight twice over)and is always happy to see me when I get home. As for the job, I'm just observing the other advisors and trying to soak in all 13 art programs (that are nationally recognized).

And there's the update!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Gray is 18

Not to be outdone by Wilbert, Gray needed to be in the spotlight too. I got Gray on my 10th birthday, so we've been together for 18 years. I told him he needs to stay around for 2 more to make it an even 20. Does anyone know the record for the oldest cat?

Wilbert Jackletabs Itschner

There is a new member of the Itschner family. I adopted Wilbert Jackletabs on Thursday, and I'm already beyond in love. He's a Dachuahua--a Dachsund/Chihuahua mix. And the most well-behaved, lovey dog ever. Like any new parent, I've taken lots of pictures already so here he is:

Isn't he the cutest thing you've ever seen? EVER?

Wilbert's first doggie friends, Zoe & Cholea

Wilbert & me

Chrissy & Wilbert

About the name...
Wilbert was named after a guy who works at the humane society. Dog-Wilbert came to them on man-Wilbert's birthday. Man-Wilbert also placed dog-Wilbert to me.
Jackletabs...I was searching for a middle name. Last night, my friend Katy O gave me a send-off/birthday party and we decided to take the first letter of everyone's first name and see what happened. The result: Jackletabs.

Here's a group picture from the smashing par-tay who are Jackletabs' namesake:

Friday, May 05, 2006

Delayed reaction to Easter


Celebrating Christine's birthday on Easter...Strawberry ice cream cake from Marble Slab. Suffice it to say that 5 minutes after this picture was taken, the cake was nothing but 4 spoons spinning on the plate.


Christine & Josh,hard at work dye-ing eggs


The Easter Egg Class of 2006